Never stop learning,

Because life never stops teaching.

Good Morning.

You can’t truly appreciate the top

If you’ve never hit rock bottom.

Good Morning.

The secret of success: stop wishing, start doing.
Good Night

Never stop doing our *best* just because someone dosen’t *understand* it…

We need to do our best for our *satisfaction* not for others *application..*

*Good Morning*

⚖⚖क्या आपको
नोट बदनोट बदलने में परेशानी हो रही है..?
तो सोचो.. मोदीजी को देश बदलने में
कितनी परेशानी हो रही होगी..??
# सोच बदलो, देश बदलेगा⚖⚖⚖⚖
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‪औरत अपने पति की कब्र पर रोते हुए बोली ..

छोटा बेटा laptop मांग रहा है। मैं क्या करूँ???

बेटी ने मोबाइल फोन की फरमाइश कर दी है, मैं क्या करूं ???

मेरे पास खुद अपने कपड़े पुराने हो गए हैं। क्या करूँ????

फिर कब्र से घुटी-घुटी आवाज़ आई ……..

मर गया हूँ,

दुबई नहीं गया हूँ।
😆😂…

मैने अभी-अभी एक खोज की है
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😑😒😕😔😡😠😟😞😱😣😰😫😩
इनमे से किसी को भी नाक नहीं है
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You can never cross the ocean

Unless you have the courage

To lose sight of the shore.

~Christopher Columbus.

Good Morning.

Be With Me And I Will Win The World
Was All You Said When You Proposed.
True To Word, We Have Been Together
And On The Top Of The World Since Then.
Love Our Togetherness.
Lets Win The World Forever Together.

Happy Anniversary.

Stop focussing on

How stressed you are

And remember

How blessed you are…

Good Morning.

Look at your life.

See what you need to stop doing

And what you need to start…

Do it while you still can, no matter how hard.

Good Morning

Sma bujhkar bhi JAL skti h
Kasti ahle tufa s bhi nukal skti h
Mayus n kro apne irado ko
Kismat kisi bhi bkt badal skti h

Or sreaam ik khubsurat ldki ko line Marne k
Atop m polish apko kisi bhi bkt pkd skti h

A very gud evening to u

The secret of success: stop wishing, start doing.
Good Night

*SOME IRONIES THAT EXIST IN INDIA :*–😊

1. Politicians *Divide* us, Terrorists *Unite* us.

2. Everyone is in hurry , but *no one* reaches in time.

3. Priyanka Chopra earned more money playing *Mary Kom*, than the Mary Kom earned in her entire career.

4. Its dangerous to talk to a *strangers,* but it is perfectly ok to marry one.

5. Most people who fight over *Gita and Quran*, have probably never read any of them.

6. We rather spend more on our daughter’s *wedding* than on her *education*

7. The *shoes* that we wear are sold in air conditioned show rooms, the *vegetables* that we eat are sold on the footpaths.

8. *Most* of the guys who have been ignored by Girls in young age, possesses actually the nicest and better husband material.

9. We live in a country where seeing a *policeman* makes us nervous rather than feeling safe.

10. In IAS exam, a person writes a brilliant 1500 words essay about how Dowry is a social evil and *cracks the exam* by impressing everyone.
One year later same person demands a dowry in crores, because he is an IAS officer.

11. Indians are very *shy* and still are 133 Crores.

12. Indians are obsessed with screen guards on their smartphones even though most come with scratch proof Gorilla Glass but never bother wearing a *helmet* while riding bikes.

13. It is shallow to ask for *dowry* but prospective bride grooms should make six or seven figured salaries and *preferably* *settled* in USA.

14. *A porn-star* is accepted in society as a celebrity, but *a rape victim* is not even accepted as a normal human being.

*Best ever lines :*
Try to understand people before trusting them … *Because* we are living in such a world, where artificial lemon flavor is used for *”WELCOME DRINK”* and real lemon is used in *”FINGER BOWL”*😊…!!
And we never feel ashamed of our above said bad habits, rather shout on roof tops claiming greatness of indian culture.

पत्नी का पत्र!
गांव में एक स्त्री थी । वह आपने पति को पत्र लिखना चाहती थी, पर अल्प शिक्षित होने के कारण उसे यह पता नहीं था कि पूर्णविराम (Full Stop) कहां लगेगा ।
इसीलिये उसका जहां मन करता था वहीं पूर्णविराम लगा देती थी ।
तो एक बार उसने अपने पति को कुछ इस प्रकार चिठ्ठी लिखी:
देखिए पूर्ण विराम का आतंक:-
मेरे प्यारे जीवनसाथी मेरा प्रणाम आपके चरणो मे।
आप ने अभी तक चिट्टी नहीं लिखी मेरी सहेली को । नौकरी मिल गयी है हमारी गाय को । बछडा दिया है दादाजी ने । शराब की लत लगाली है मैने । तुमको बहुत खत लिखे पर तुम नहीं आये कुत्ते के बच्चे । भेड़िया खा गया दो महीने का राशन । छुट्टी पर आते समय ले आना एक खूबसूरत औरत । मेरी सहेली बन गई है । और इस समय टीवी पर गाना गा रही है हमारी बकरी । बेच दी गयी है तुम्हारी मां । तुमको बहुत याद कर रही है एक पडोसन । हमें बहुत तंग करती है।
तुम्हारी चंदा ।
परिणाम:-
पति का हार्ट फ़ेल। 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

સસલુ ચકલીને ઝાડ પર બેઠેલી જોઈને: તુ શુ કરે છે?_
ચકલી: _કંઈ નથી કરતી. આરામ કરુ છુ._
સસલુ: _તો ચાલ મારે પણ કંઈ નથી કરવુ_
_(સસલુ ત્યાં જમીન પર બેસી જાય છે અને પાછળથી સિંહ આવીને શિકાર કરી નાંખે છે)_
ચકલી: _*કંઈ ન કરવા માટે પણ Top Level પર હોવુ જરૂરી છે.*_
એટલે પહેલા લેવલ બનાવો અને પછી આરામ કરો. Good Morning 😊

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आया
.
तो उसने सहज स्वभाव पूछ लिया

…….. घटनास्थल कहाँ है?
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Never stop learning,

Because life never stops teaching.

Good Morning.

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….
खुद कि #बहने अपने आप #Safe मिलेंगी !!
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