1. Politicians *Divide* us, Terrorists *Unite* us.

2. Everyone is in hurry , but *no one* reaches in time.

3. Priyanka Chopra earned more money playing *Mary Kom*, than the Mary Kom earned in her entire career.

4. Its dangerous to talk to a *strangers,* but it is perfectly ok to marry one.

5. Most people who fight over *Gita and Quran*, have probably never read any of them.

6. We rather spend more on our daughterโ€™s *wedding* than on her *education*

7. The *shoes* that we wear are sold in air conditioned show rooms, the *vegetables* that we eat are sold on the footpaths.

8. *Most* of the guys who have been ignored by Girls in young age, possesses actually the nicest and better husband material.

9. We live in a country where seeing a *policeman* makes us nervous rather than feeling safe.

10. In IAS exam, a person writes a brilliant 1500 words essay about how Dowry is a social evil and *cracks the exam* by impressing everyone.
One year later same person demands a dowry in crores, because he is an IAS officer.

11. Indians are very *shy* and still are 133 Crores.

12. Indians are obsessed with screen guards on their smartphones even though most come with scratch proof Gorilla Glass but never bother wearing a *helmet* while riding bikes.

13. It is shallow to ask for *dowry* but prospective bride grooms should make six or seven figured salaries and *preferably* *settled* in USA.

14. *A porn-star* is accepted in society as a celebrity, but *a rape victim* is not even accepted as a normal human being.

*Best ever lines :*
Try to understand people before trusting them โ€ฆ *Because* we are living in such a world, where artificial lemon flavor is used for *โ€WELCOME DRINKโ€* and real lemon is used in *โ€FINGER BOWLโ€*๐Ÿ˜Šโ€ฆ!!
And we never feel ashamed of our above said bad habits, rather shout on roof tops claiming greatness of indian culture.

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