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How to Simple self-check coronavirus

AS RECEIVED: The new NCP coronavirus may not show sign of infection for many days, how can one know if he/she is infected. By the time they have fever and/or cough and goes to the hospital, the lungs is usually 50 % Fibrosis and it's too late!

Taiwan experts provide a simple self-check that we can do every morning:

Take a deep breath and hold your breath for more than 10 seconds. If you complete it successfully without coughing, without discomfort, stuffiness or tightness etc it proves there is no fibrosis in the lungs, basically indicating no infection.

In critical times, please self-check every morning in an environment with clean air!

SERIOUS EXCELLENT ADVICE by Japanese doctors treating COVID-19 cases. Everyone should ensure your mouth & throat is moist, never DRY. Take a few sips of water every 15 mins at least. WHY? Even if the virus gets into your mouth...drinking water or other liquids will WASH them down through your oesophagus and into the stomach. Once there in tummy...your stomach ACID will kill all the virus. If you don't drink enough water more regularly...the virus can enter your windpipes and into the LUNGS. That's very dangerous.
Pls send and share with family, friends and everyone about this ! Take care everyone n may the world recovers from corona virus soon. May all be well n happy 🙏

What You Call Guy Drink Fenta ?

शराब पीने वाला शराबी कहलाता है

मैं फैंटा पीता हूं 😋😋












तो क्या मैं फैंटास्टिक कहलाऊंगा.

🙈🙈😂😂😜

Wife Pings Husband On


Wife Pings Husband On Whatsapp:
“Call kr bc balance khtm ho gya hai ! Waiting !!”

……

It Took 15 Minutes For Husband To come out of shock and
understand that “bc” means “Because”..😝😝😂😂😂😝

I Have A Dream


I Have A Dream To Live My Life With You…
Share Each Moment Of My Day & Night With You…!!!

When My Eyes Open, What I Wanna See…
First Is You I Wonder If This Comes True..Ever..!!!

But If All Cant Happen On This Earth….
It Doesnt Matter Because I Know Very Well…

On The Other World Called Heaven…
I Am Sure Their You Will Be Only Mine..

Wo ishk to karti


Wo ishk to karti hai par show nahi karti.,
Wo katal to karti hai par khoon nahi karti,
Eis kadar kanjoos hai meri chahne wali,
Missed call to karti hai phone nahi karti�…..

Pyar se pyari hai


Pyar se pyari hai teri dosti.
~~
Jaan hamari hai teri dosti.
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Miss call ka syrap ….or
Sms ki tablet dete rahena
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Kyun ki ek khubsurat bimari hai teri dosti

Yado Me Teri Tasvir


Yado Me Teri Tasvir Chupa Rakhi Hai,
Ankho Me Teri Surat Saja Rakhi Hai,
Yakin Nhi To Mere Dil Ka Number Mila,
Tere Hi Nam Ki Callertune Lga Rakhi Hai……….

‪जली को आग कहते


‪जली को आग कहते हैं….. बुझी को राख कहते हैं….. . . जिसका *miss call* देखते ही इंसान घर जाये.. उसे

*“बीवी की धाक”* कहते हैं…

आयो. आयो
बस 5 min💃💃💃💃

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Me : Can I


Me : Can I call you? 😍

She : No, Mummy घर पे है 😑

Me : पर तुम तो हॉस्टल में हो ना ? 🙄

She : हाँ, पर mummy तो घर पे है ना ! 😛

Bahanebaaz 😣😶😕

😂😂😂पति की पाँच miss


😂😂😂पति की पाँच miss call हो तो पत्नी सोचती है पता नहीं क्या हुआ होगा …!!!!!

पत्नी की पाँच miss call हो तो पति सोचता है पता नहीं आज मेरे साथ क्या होगा ..😂😂😂

“Kisi ne “MAA” se


“Kisi ne “MAA” se sawal kiya ke.
☝☝☝☝☝☝☝☝☝☝
agar apke kadmo se jannat leli jaye
🌅🌅🌅🌅🌅🌅🌅🌅🌅🌅
or apse kaha jaye ke kuch aur manglo to
👉👉👉👉👉👉👉👉👉👉
aap” khuda.. se kya mangoge?
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
to “MAA” ne bahot khubsurat jawab diya ke
👐👐👐👐👐👐👐👐👐👐
Mai apni aulaad ka. NASEEB
🌸🌸🌸🌸🌷🌷🌸🌸🌸🌸
apne hath se likhne ka haq mangungi
📝📝📝📝📝📝📝📝📝📝
kyun ke unki khushi ke aage mere liye HAR jannat choti hai.. This is called “MAA”.. & i love my mom…
👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪
YE APNI MAA KE LIYE. Plz 1 bar kahen.
🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
“khuda meri maa ko sehat or tandursti baksho…
🙏💐🌞🌛🌙☀⭐💐un ki tamam pareshaniyon ko dur karo…
🙏🌷🌹🌻🌺🌷🌸💐🙏
or unhe humesha humare liye salamat rakh
🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌
🌺💐🐾👣👣🐾💐🌺
Do it for ur mom….
👏 I ❤MAA👏
🌺💐🐾👣👣🐾💐🌺 🌷👏maa to jannat ka 🌹phool hai, 💐Pyaar karna uska usool hai🌹🌷 Duniya ki 🌷mohabbat fuzool 🌺hai Maa ki har 💐🌱dua qubool hai, 🌻Maa ko naraz karna 🌴insan teri bhool 🌾hai🌷🌳 Maa ke 🍂qadmou ki mitti 🌙jannat ki dhool hai🌺🌹

*👍How to TALK 👍* Talk


*👍How to TALK 👍*

Talk to *Mother* _lovingly_ ,
Talk to *Father* _respectfully ,_
Talk to *Brothers* _heartfully _,
Talk to *Sisters* _affectionately ,_
Talk to *Children* _enthusiastically ,_
Talk to *Relatives* _empathetically ,_
Talk to *Friends* _jovially ,_
Talk to *Officials* _politely ,_
Talk to *Vendors* _strictly ,_
Talk to *Customers* _honestly ,_
Talk to *Workers* _courteously ,_
Talk to *Politicians* _carefully _,
Talk to *GOD* _silently,_

Talk to * WIFE* ~no no~ ……
*KEEP QUIET & LISTEN ONLY…!!!*

No other OPTION !! 😜😝

​जली को आग कहते


​जली को आग कहते हैं….. बुझी को राख कहते हैं….. . . जिसका *miss call* देखते ही इंसान घर जाये उसे…
*“बीवी की धाक”* कहते हैं…

आया…… आया……

🚶🏃🚶🏃🚶🏃🚶🏃

बस 5 min

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