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Examiner: Why r u


Examiner: Why r u under tension? Did u forget admit card, ID, or calculator? Student: No Sir! By mistake i have brought tomorrow exams pharray (cheating material) today.

Examiner: Why r u


Examiner: Why r u under tension? Did u forget admit card, ID, or calculator? Student: No Sir! By mistake i have brought tomorrow exams pharray (cheating material) today.

Examiner: Why r u


Examiner: Why r u under tension? Did u forget admit card, ID, or calculator? Student: No Sir! By mistake i have brought tomorrow exams pharray (cheating material) today.

​👩Wife:How much do you


​👩Wife:How much do you love me

👨Husband:l love you so much ,l can’t measure.

👩Wife:No just tell me.

👨Husband:Okay, l am like a cell phone & you are my sim card, l am nothing without you.

👩Wife:wow! dats so romantic.

👨Husband:(saying to himself):Thank God she doesn’t know l’m a China phone, with 3 sim cards………
Hahahahahaha

:DDon’t laugh alone :D……pass it on

पत्नी : सुनिए मुझे


पत्नी : सुनिए मुझे आप अपना मोबाइलफोन देना जरा .-,
पति – ‘ देता हूँ रूको जान !!,
पति – जल्दी जल्दी मेंमोबाइल फोन मे ..,
Delete videos..
Delete pictures ..
Delete music ..
Delete private folder ..
Delete number ..
Delete SMS ..
Delete outgoing calls ..
Delete incoming calls ..
Delete mms ..
Delete whatsapp ..
Delete ….
Delete ….
Delete ….
Delete ….
Delete ….
Delete ….
Delete ….
Delete ….,
FORMAT Memory card !!,
अच्छा ये तो बताओ..
करोगी कया तुम .?
पत्नी : मुझे टाइम देखना था ..कितने बजे है अभी ..,
पति :पुछ भी तो सकती थी.. गवार औरत !!😅

डॉक्टर की क्लिनिक पर


डॉक्टर की क्लिनिक पर आया
और
डॉक्टर को हाथ पकड़ कर साइड पर ले गया,
डॉक्टर :-क्या हुआ..?
आदमी :-डॉक्टर साहब,
मेरी बीवी 8GB का memory card निगल गई है,
तब से लगातार गाने गा रही है..!
जल्दी से निकाल दीजिये..!
डॉक्टर:-कब से गाने गा रही है
आदमी:-गाने को गोली मारिये डॉक्टर साहब,
मेरी तो ये सोच कर हालत ख़राब हो रही है,
कि,
video folder पर पहुँचेगी तो क्या करेगी …!😝😂😂
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