Christmas Gift
To your enemy, forgiveness.
To an opponent, tolerance.
To a friend, your heart.
To a customer, service.
To all, charity.
To every child, a good example.
To yourself, respect.

Examiner: Why r u under tension? Did u forget admit card, ID, or calculator? Student: No Sir! By mistake i have brought tomorrow exams pharray (cheating material) today.

Exams r the part of our daily routine life, so ghbrane ki baat nhi jo kam aj nahi hua kal sahi.

Life of the college student wallet hai paise nhi lecturer hai attendence nhi cell hai balance nhi frnds hai girlfriend nhi exam hai tension nhi padhna hai mood nhi.

Examiner: Why r u under tension? Did u forget admit card, ID, or calculator? Student: No Sir! By mistake i have brought tomorrow exams pharray (cheating material) today.

To be a good Proffessional,always start 2 study late 4 EXAMs.Because it teaches u ..how to manage TIME and tackle EMERGENCIES!!

Kisi k pass yo yo honey singh ka number hai kya!!
Wo kehta rehta tha,
Pass kara du, phone ghuma du..
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Exams sar pe hai No. jaruri hain yaar.

Examiner: Why r u under tension? Did u forget admit card, ID, or calculator? Student: No Sir! By mistake i have brought tomorrow exams pharray (cheating material) today.

Life of the college student wallet hai paise nhi lecturer hai attendence nhi cell hai balance nhi frnds hai girlfriend nhi exam hai tension nhi padhna hai mood nhi.

*SOME IRONIES THAT EXIST IN INDIA :*–😊

1. Politicians *Divide* us, Terrorists *Unite* us.

2. Everyone is in hurry , but *no one* reaches in time.

3. Priyanka Chopra earned more money playing *Mary Kom*, than the Mary Kom earned in her entire career.

4. Its dangerous to talk to a *strangers,* but it is perfectly ok to marry one.

5. Most people who fight over *Gita and Quran*, have probably never read any of them.

6. We rather spend more on our daughter’s *wedding* than on her *education*

7. The *shoes* that we wear are sold in air conditioned show rooms, the *vegetables* that we eat are sold on the footpaths.

8. *Most* of the guys who have been ignored by Girls in young age, possesses actually the nicest and better husband material.

9. We live in a country where seeing a *policeman* makes us nervous rather than feeling safe.

10. In IAS exam, a person writes a brilliant 1500 words essay about how Dowry is a social evil and *cracks the exam* by impressing everyone.
One year later same person demands a dowry in crores, because he is an IAS officer.

11. Indians are very *shy* and still are 133 Crores.

12. Indians are obsessed with screen guards on their smartphones even though most come with scratch proof Gorilla Glass but never bother wearing a *helmet* while riding bikes.

13. It is shallow to ask for *dowry* but prospective bride grooms should make six or seven figured salaries and *preferably* *settled* in USA.

14. *A porn-star* is accepted in society as a celebrity, but *a rape victim* is not even accepted as a normal human being.

*Best ever lines :*
Try to understand people before trusting them … *Because* we are living in such a world, where artificial lemon flavor is used for *”WELCOME DRINK”* and real lemon is used in *”FINGER BOWL”*😊…!!
And we never feel ashamed of our above said bad habits, rather shout on roof tops claiming greatness of indian culture.

Example is not

The main thing in influencing others;

It is the only thing.

~A Schweitzer.

Good Morning.

‪*जिन मित्रो को ये लगता है*

*मेरे पोस्ट copied है*

*तो वो एक बात ध्यान से सुन ले*

*आजतक मैंने बिना नकल किए, exam भी पास नही किया,*

*ये तो फिर भी सोशल मीडिया है* ।
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