Tum bhi Jhoome masti main,
Hum bhi jhoome masti main,
Shor hua saari basti main..
Jhoome sab holi ki Masti main………..

Tum bhi Jhoome masti main, Hum bhi jhoome masti main, Shor hua saari basti main.. Jhoome sab holi ki Masti main.. Mast Mast ye Masti rahe sada aapki Kashti main, Beet Gayi HOLI fir bhi.. Mubarak ho HOLI bheegi masti Main!!!

PURNIMA ka chand RANGO ki doli,
CHAND se uski chandni boli,
KHUSHIYON se bhari apki jholi,
MUBARAK ho apko RANGBIRANGI Holi………

Holi ke rang bikhrenge,
Sang piya hum ab bheegenge,
Holi mein aur bhi rang hoga
Mere piya jab mere sang hoga !!

Lal, gulabi, neela, pila hathon me liya samet,
Holi ke din rangenge sajni, kar ke meethi bhent.

PURNIMA ka chand RANGO ki doli,
CHAND se uski chandni boli,
KHUSHIYON se bhari apki jholi,
MUBARAK ho apko RANGBIRANGI Holi………

PURNIMA ka chand RANGO ki doli,
CHAND se uski chandni boli,
KHUSHIYON se bhari apki jholi,
MUBARAK ho apko RANGBIRANGI Holi………

Sunhari Dhup Barsat ke Bad
Thodi Si Hashi Har Bat ke Bad
Usi Tarah Ho Mubarak App Ko Ye Nayi Subah
Kal Rat Ke Bad Happy Holi…………..

A touch of green i send to u.
A drop of blue to cool the hue.
A tinge of red for warmth
&
zest for a colorful HOLI!
Happy & colorful Holi………

June mein kabhi holi nahi hoti,
May mein kabhi Diwali nahi hoti,
Koi pyar bhara dil roya hoga,
Varna January me kabhi barsat nahi hoti……

Kaisi Hai Meri Jaan Mai Tumko Btata Hu…
Apne Mahboob Ki Tarif Me Chand Lafz Tumko Mai Sunata Hu…

Bholi C Masoom C Duniya Se Anjan C…
Ek Mere Liye Jine Wali, Ek Mere Liye Sirf Pareshan C…

Ek Sundar Itni Ke Sundarta Bhi Shrma Jaye…
Khila Roop Itna Ke Jalan Se Phool Tak Murjha Jaye….

Pyari Itni Ke Har Baat Maan Leti Hai…
Smajh Itni Ke Bin Kahe Har Baat Jaan Leti Hai…

Dard Itna Ke Ankho Me Smndar Bsa Rakha Hai…
Pyar Itna Ke Mere Naam Ka Dil Me Mandir Bna Rakha Hai…

Mai Paapi Mai Pagal Kisi Kam Ka Nahi…
Aur Ek Wo Pagli Jisne Mujhko Bhi Bhgwan Bna Rakha Hai…

Umar Daraz Ho Mere Mahboob Ki Dua Karta Hu…
Kuchh To Khas Hai Aise Hi Thode Na Uski Ek Chhink Pe Bhi Marta Hu…..

😊 How to keep wife happy . . . .!

It’s really not difficult to make a wife happy.

A husband only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a man
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a charmer
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a bug exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. Very clean
24. Sympathetic
25. Athletic
26. Warm
27. Attentive
28. Gallant
29. Intelligent
30. Funny
31. Creative
32. Tender
33. Strong
34. Understanding
35. Tolerant
36. Prudent
37. Ambitious
38. Capable
39. Courageous
40. Determined
41. True
42. Dependable
43. Passionate
44. Compassionate

AND, WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. Give her compliments frequently
46. Love shopping
47. Be honest
48. Be very rich
49. Never stress her
50. Never look at other women!

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. Give her lots of space

AND, VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:

* birthdays
* anniversaries
* her favorite color
* her favorite flower
* her favorite gem
* her favorite fragrance
* her favorite memories
* her favorite holidays
* her favorite friends
* her favorite vacation destinations
* her favorite beverage
* her favorite food
* her favorite restaurant
* any arrangements she makes
———————
And Now,

HOW TO MAKE HUSBAND HAPPY

Just leave him alone…..with his TV remote and mobile phone…and his favourite drink…..And he’ll be just fine… 😳😀😃😝😜

Dedicated to all …..married people. 😄 😜 😜

Life is a Fingerprint that
can not be duplicated.
So make the Best impression
with it.
Live it. Love it.
Don’t waste a single
moment in your life,
Because Time has no holiday.
Dreams have no expiry date.
And Life has no pause button…..

🌹 Good Morning 🌹

*इस Holi पर 2588 साल बाद ऐसा योग बनने जा रहा है अचूक टोटका जो आप सभी का जीवन बदल देगा । आजमा कर देखे ।।*
*करोबार में मंद,काम पर जाने का मन ना करता हो,कही बाहर जाने का मन ना करता हो,बच्चे पढ़ ना रहे हो ,उनके काम नंबर आ रहे हो ,सिर दर्द होता हो,खाना खाने में मन ना लगता हो,रात को बार बार नींद खुलती होबदन दर्द होता हो,आँखें दर्द करती हो,आलस आता हो,,,*
*इन सब बीमारियों का रामबाण इलाज।*
*Holi की शाम को*
*जब Holi Dahan हो*, *अपने सिर पर से सात बार मोबाइल घूमा कर आग में फेंक दें* । *ओर पीछे मुड़ कर न देखें….* *देखे एक दो दिन परेशानी होगी जी मिचलएगा, गुससा आयेगा फिर सब बिमारी में आराम आजायेगा*
😂😂* *