Funny Joke The Unknown Teacher - Guruji

किसी ने मेरी जानकारी के बिना मुझसे किसी भी प्रकार का ज्ञान प्राप्त किया हो तो 😊
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नि:संकोच मेरे पास आकर गुरु दक्षिणा देकर आशीर्वाद ले जाएँ 🤣

😜🤢😜🤢😜🤢😜🤢😜🤢😜

Funny Jokes

FunnyTube | 20-11-2019
How To Give Your Child Book Instead Mobile

વિચારવા જેવી વાત

હું ટ્રેન માં મુસાફરી કરી રહ્યો હતો, એક મહિલા પુસ્તક વાંચી રહી હતી, એમની સામે એમનો નાનો છોકરો પણ પુસ્તક વાંચી રહ્યો હતો, ત્યારે જ મારી બાજુ માં બેઠેલા સજ્જને મહિલા ને પૂછ્યું.. તમે સ્માર્ટફોન ની જગ્યાએ છોકરા ના હાથ માં પુસ્તક કઈ રીતે આપ્યું..? જયારે આજ કાલ ના છોકરાઓ ને આખોદિવસ મોબાઈલ જ જોઈતો હોય છે...

ત્યારે મહિલા નો જવાબ સાંભળી હું વિચારમાં જ પડી ગયો..

જવાબ આપ્યો....
છોકરાઓ આપણું સાંભળે જ ક્યાં છે, એતો આપણું અનુકરણ કરે છે.. 😇🎭🕸

Motivational Quotes

FunnyTube | 20-11-2019
Promoting Hindi language The office


Promoting Hindi language

The office notice board displayed.

आज का हिंदी ज्ञान :

Air Hostess = हवाई सुंदरी
Nurse = दवाई सुंदरी
Lady Teacher = पढ़ाई सुंदरी
Maid = सफ़ाई सुंदरी.

Someone added:
Wife = लड़ाई सुंदरी
😜😝😜😂😂😄😃

Funny Jokes

FunnyTube | 14-11-2018
Hume waqt aur teacher


Hume waqt aur teacher dono sikhaate hain,
Par Waqt or Teacher me sirf itna sa farq hai,
Teacher sikhaa ke imtihaan leta hain,
Aur Waqt imtihaan lekar sikhaata hain!!

Shayari

FunnyTube | 09-11-2018
God ne di zindgai


God ne di zindgai Mom dad ne diya Pyar Lekin sikhne or padhai k liye O guru hum hai tere shukarguzar ! Happy teachers day

Shayari

FunnyTube | 09-11-2018
Kiss Day Advice Nvr


Kiss Day Advice Nvr KISS a lady-police, She will say hands up. Never KISS a lady-doctor, She will say Next please, Always KISS a lady-teacher, She will say repeat it 5 time,

Shayari

FunnyTube | 09-11-2018
Kiss Day Advice Nvr


Kiss Day Advice Nvr KISS a lady-police, She will say hands up. Never KISS a lady-doctor, She will say Next please, Always KISS a lady-teacher, She will say repeat it 5 time,

Shayari

FunnyTube | 09-11-2018
LECTURE ME MASTI THI HAMARI


LECTURE ME MASTI THI
HAMARI BHI KUCH HASTI THI
TEACHER KA SAHARA THA DIL YE AAWARA THA
KAHAN AA GAYE IS DEGREE KI AAFAT MEIN YAAR WO SCHOOL HI KITNA PAYARA THA

Shayari

FunnyTube | 09-11-2018
To be a good


To be a good Proffessional,always start 2 study late 4 EXAMs.Because it teaches u ..how to manage TIME and tackle EMERGENCIES!!

Shayari

FunnyTube | 09-11-2018
Each feeling of her


Each feeling of her heart,
Is said by eyes of hers
Whenever I leave her,
Droplets of water stroll down in form of tears.

Shayari

FunnyTube | 09-11-2018
मुलगा : मी तुला


मुलगा : मी तुला KISS करु ?
मुलगी: नको…
मुलगा पुन्हा विचारतो : मी तुला KISS करु ?
मुलगी : नको रे…
मुलगा पुन्हा एकदा खुप आतुरतेने विचारतो मी तुला KISS करु ?
मुलगी : मी काय Teacher आहे का,परमिशन काय घेतोस….
जबरदस्ती नाही का करु शकत??..

Love Quotes

FunnyTube | 02-11-2018
We always Work for


We always Work for a Better Tomorrow..
But When Tomorrow Comes,
Instead of Enjoying,
We Again Think of a Better Tomorrow!
Let’s Hve a Better Today…

Good Morning Quotes

FunnyTube | 30-10-2018
Some broken hearts never


Some broken hearts never mend
Some memories never end
Some tears will never dry
My love for you will never die

Love Quotes

FunnyTube | 25-10-2018
Never stop learning, Because life


Never stop learning,

Because life never stops teaching.

Good Morning.

Good Morning Quotes

FunnyTube | 05-10-2018
‪🌱🌹 While going through


‪🌱🌹 While going through bad times in life, We always wonder where *GOD* is ??
But
Always remember that the *Teacher* is always quiet during the test.

*Be positive.* 🌱🌹

💝☕Good Morning 🙏🏻😊

Good Morning Quotes

FunnyTube | 28-09-2018
#Cute_Proposal😍 He : Oyee sunn☺ She


#Cute_Proposal😍
He : Oyee sunn☺
She : Bol:)
He : Mujhe na tujhse kuch kehna hai☺;)
She : Ha bol… Mein sunn rahi hu:)☺
He : Kaan👂khol k sunna;)
She : Nah, mein kaan band kar k sunungi🙉😜
He : Mazak na kar mein serious hu😌
She : Hospital mein phone kar k ambulance bula du kya 😜😝
He : (Silent)😁
She : Acha bol kya hua… Mein apne aankh 👀, kaan👂 sab khol kar k sunn rahi hu☺:)
He again silent😌😌
She : Ab bol bhi de😒
He : Mujhe na pyar ho gaya😍😍
She : Oye hoye ;)!! Acha chal bta jisse pyar hua wo ladki h ya phir koi or😬
He : Very funny Obvio yàar ladki h😋
She : Hey bhagwan!! Kiski zindagi kharab karne ja raha hai ??? 😜😝😛
He : (after a long pause) Teri😍
She : (shocked) Mazak na kar… 😌😒Sach sach bol.
He : Yàar mein sach bol raha… ☺😘😘 really love uh💕❤.. I knw teko pyar wyar pe believe nhi.😌 Par mein baki ladko ki tarah nh hu:|… Mein tujhe bht khush rakhunga😘😘
She : (tears in her eyes) Pagal itti si baat bolne m kitta tym laga diya… 😒😘😘I also love uh 😍😘💕❤
He : sacchi ???😍😍
She : Mucchi😘😘
*They hug each other*💑💏

Love Quotes

FunnyTube | 31-08-2018
I wish I would


I wish I would there to hold u tight,instead of saying this loving good night.

Good Night Quotes

FunnyTube | 08-08-2018
एक टीचर ने मजाक


एक टीचर ने मजाक में
बच्चो से कहा
जो बच्चा कल जन्नत से
मिट्टी लायेगा, मैं
उसे इनाम दूँगी..!
अगले दिन टीचर
क्लास में सब बच्चों से
पूछती है.
क्या कोई बच्चा मिट्टी लाया?
सारे बच्चे खामोश रहते हैं…
एक बच्चा उठकर
टीचर के पास जाता है
और कहता है,
लीजिये मैडम,
मैं लाया हूँ जन्नत से
मिट्टी..!
टीचर उस बच्चे को
डांटते हुए कहती है;
मुझे बेवकूफ़ समझता है..
कहाँ से लाया है ये
मिट्टी..?










रोते रोते बच्चा बोला -“मेरी माँ के
पैर के नीचे से……….fir Vo teacher ro padi aur us bache ko gale lga lia

न अपनों से खुलता है,

न ही गैरों से खुलता है.

ये जन्नत का दरवाज़ा है,

मेरी माँ के पैरो से खुलता है.!!
💕 love u

#मा

Motivational Quotes

FunnyTube | 01-08-2018
‪*Life may not always


‪*Life may not always give you the results you want, but it always provides you the lessons you need.*
*There is no teacher like life. Forget what Hurt you. But never Forget what it Taught you…!!!*
💐💐💐
*Good Morning…!!!*

Good Morning Quotes

FunnyTube | 04-07-2018
Promoting Hindi language The office


Promoting Hindi language

The office notice board displayed.

आज का हिंदी ज्ञान :

Air Hostess = हवाई सुंदरी
Nurse = दवाई सुंदरी
Lady Teacher = पढ़ाई सुंदरी
Maid = सफ़ाई सुंदरी.

Someone added:
Wife = लड़ाई सुंदरी
😜😝😜😂😂😄😃

Funny Jokes

FunnyTube | 21-05-2018 View All Quotes/Jokes
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