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AS RECEIVED: The new NCP coronavirus may not show sign of infection for many days, how can one know if he/she is infected. By the time they have fever and/or cough and goes to the hospital, the lungs is usually 50 % Fibrosis and it's too late!
Taiwan experts provide a simple self-check that we can do every morning:
Take a deep breath and hold your breath for more than 10 seconds. If you complete it successfully without coughing, without discomfort, stuffiness or tightness etc it proves there is no fibrosis in the lungs, basically indicating no infection.
In critical times, please self-check every morning in an environment with clean air!
SERIOUS EXCELLENT ADVICE by Japanese doctors treating COVID-19 cases. Everyone should ensure your mouth & throat is moist, never DRY. Take a few sips of water every 15 mins at least. WHY? Even if the virus gets into your mouth...drinking water or other liquids will WASH them down through your oesophagus and into the stomach. Once there in tummy...your stomach ACID will kill all the virus. If you don't drink enough water more regularly...the virus can enter your windpipes and into the LUNGS. That's very dangerous.
Pls send and share with family, friends and everyone about this ! Take care everyone n may the world recovers from corona virus soon. May all be well n happy 🙏
u r In My Thoughts & In My Heart Wherever I May Go On Teddy Bear Day I would Lyk To Say I Care More Than You Know..I were a cell I vish I were a cell in ur blood so I wld b sure I was some-where in ur hrt .Happy Teddy Bear Day
✨झोप लागावी
म्हणून
Good Night…🍥
✨चांगले स्वप्न पडावे
म्हणून
Sweat dreams…🍥
आणि
✨स्वप्न पाहताना बेड वरून पडू नये
म्हणून
Take care…🍥
🍂🍃 शुभ रात्री… 🌿🌾🍃
★ झोप लागावी म्हणून ★✪ Good Night✪☆
चांगले स्वप्न पडावे म्हणून ☆✿☆Sweat Dreams✿☆☆✪
आणी स्वप्न पाहताना बेड वरून पडू नये म्हणून☆✪✪ºTake careº✪ღ😝😝😝😝💐
💐:)!!..शुभ रात्री..!!:)💐
पत्नि, पति से लड़ रही थीl
पति ने तंग आकर अपनी सास को मैसैज किया:-
आपका प्रोडक्ट मेरे मुताबिक नहीं है,
इसके प्रोडक्सन में in-built कई त्रुटीयाँ है जो मुझे डीलिवरी के समय नहीं बताई गई थी,
अत: मैं इसे लौटाकर आप से एक्सचेंज की डिमांड करता हूँl
सास का तुरंत बिंदुवार प्रत्युत्तर आया:-
1. वारंटी खत्म हो चुकी हैl
2. रिफंड या एक्सचेंज की ऐसी कोई पोलिसी नहीं हैंl
3. प्रोडक्ट की परफोरमेंस बेहतर करना आपके ही हाथ में हैंl
4. प्रोडक्ट को यूज करने के नियम कायदे और सावधानीयाँ डिलिवरी से पूर्व आपको फेरों के समय सविस्तार बता दिये गये थेl
5. अब वैसे भी कंपनी ने नया प्रोडक्ट बनाना बंद कर दिया हैंl
अतः इसी प्रोडक्ट से handle with care के साथ जीवन यापन करने की सलाह दी जाती है ।
शुभेछु
आपकी सास
आख़िरी सांस तक
It May Be Said Many Times Before
But As Our Anniversaries Come And Go,
I Love You More.
Today Is Another Chance To Tell You
How Much Your Love And Care Is Treasured.
With All My Love On Our Anniversary.
દર્દ સિવાય જિંદગી અધુરી છે
તો પણ જીવવું જરૂરી છે
ના કરજો અફસોસ તમારી
જિંદગી પર કેમ કે તમારી
જિંદગી વિના કોઈક ની જિંદગી
અધુરી છે…
💐🙏🙏🌌🙏🙏💐
🌹 good morning 🌹
🌸jay shree kirshna 🌸
🍀 take care 🍀
💐🌷🌷🌷🌷🌷💐
✨झोप लागावी
म्हणून
Good Night…🍥
✨चांगले स्वप्न पडावे
म्हणून
Sweat dreams…🍥
आणि
✨स्वप्न पाहताना बेड वरून पडू नये
म्हणून
Take care…🍥
🍂🍃 शुभ रात्री… 🌿🌾🍃
Be careful with your words.
They can only be forgiven,
Not forgotten…
Good Morning.
I Am Sending YouA Pilow Of HapyThoughts 2 Create Wonderful Dreams,A Blanket Of Care2 Keep U Blessed In Life N A Prayer 2 Protect U Always… Good Night
*👍How to TALK 👍*
Talk to *Mother* _lovingly_ ,
Talk to *Father* _respectfully ,_
Talk to *Brothers* _heartfully _,
Talk to *Sisters* _affectionately ,_
Talk to *Children* _enthusiastically ,_
Talk to *Relatives* _empathetically ,_
Talk to *Friends* _jovially ,_
Talk to *Officials* _politely ,_
Talk to *Vendors* _strictly ,_
Talk to *Customers* _honestly ,_
Talk to *Workers* _courteously ,_
Talk to *Politicians* _carefully _,
Talk to *GOD* _silently,_
Talk to * WIFE* ~no no~ ……
*KEEP QUIET & LISTEN ONLY…!!!*
No other OPTION !! 😜😝
Good relations are those
“Who care” without hesitation
“Who Remember” without Limitations
And “Who remain the same”
even without communication..
Good Morning 😄😄🙏🙏
know its late but i cant sleep w/o letting u know how much i care… ur maybe fast asleep ryt now and probably read this 2morrow… juz want 2 let you know that i whispered good night
*SOME IRONIES THAT EXIST IN INDIA :*–😊
1. Politicians *Divide* us, Terrorists *Unite* us.
2. Everyone is in hurry , but *no one* reaches in time.
3. Priyanka Chopra earned more money playing *Mary Kom*, than the Mary Kom earned in her entire career.
4. Its dangerous to talk to a *strangers,* but it is perfectly ok to marry one.
5. Most people who fight over *Gita and Quran*, have probably never read any of them.
6. We rather spend more on our daughter’s *wedding* than on her *education*
7. The *shoes* that we wear are sold in air conditioned show rooms, the *vegetables* that we eat are sold on the footpaths.
8. *Most* of the guys who have been ignored by Girls in young age, possesses actually the nicest and better husband material.
9. We live in a country where seeing a *policeman* makes us nervous rather than feeling safe.
10. In IAS exam, a person writes a brilliant 1500 words essay about how Dowry is a social evil and *cracks the exam* by impressing everyone.
One year later same person demands a dowry in crores, because he is an IAS officer.
11. Indians are very *shy* and still are 133 Crores.
12. Indians are obsessed with screen guards on their smartphones even though most come with scratch proof Gorilla Glass but never bother wearing a *helmet* while riding bikes.
13. It is shallow to ask for *dowry* but prospective bride grooms should make six or seven figured salaries and *preferably* *settled* in USA.
14. *A porn-star* is accepted in society as a celebrity, but *a rape victim* is not even accepted as a normal human being.
*Best ever lines :*
Try to understand people before trusting them … *Because* we are living in such a world, where artificial lemon flavor is used for *”WELCOME DRINK”* and real lemon is used in *”FINGER BOWL”*😊…!!
And we never feel ashamed of our above said bad habits, rather shout on roof tops claiming greatness of indian culture.
Take care! The texts you send me night and day like jewels in my heart they stay…And so to God I always pray the best of blessings be yours each day.
👳 : मेरा आर्डर अभी तक क्यूँ नहीं आया उल्लू के पट्ठे ?
Customer care – सर, पहले आप नम्रता से बात कीजिए…
Me : *हाँ कराओ*
😂😂😂
Life is really nothing without Love and Care..
Give everyone your love and care..
But don’t expect it back.. because it’s not a Deal..it’s a Feel..
🌹Good Morning🌹
Life is really nothing without Love and Care..
Give everyone your love and care..
But don’t expect it back.. because it’s not a Deal..it’s a Feel..
🌹Good Morning🌹
Do not be so much emotional in your life that it hurts you……. and ….. Do not get so much practical in life that it hurts others…..
Live a beautiful life who cares for everyone…..Goood Morning😀
किसी व्यापारी ने रामदास आठवले से पुछा : GST क्या है ??
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वो बोला :
*Goodnight* , *SweetDreams* , *Takecare*
व्यापारी अभी भी कोमा में है….!!
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