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How to Simple self-check coronavirus

AS RECEIVED: The new NCP coronavirus may not show sign of infection for many days, how can one know if he/she is infected. By the time they have fever and/or cough and goes to the hospital, the lungs is usually 50 % Fibrosis and it's too late!

Taiwan experts provide a simple self-check that we can do every morning:

Take a deep breath and hold your breath for more than 10 seconds. If you complete it successfully without coughing, without discomfort, stuffiness or tightness etc it proves there is no fibrosis in the lungs, basically indicating no infection.

In critical times, please self-check every morning in an environment with clean air!

SERIOUS EXCELLENT ADVICE by Japanese doctors treating COVID-19 cases. Everyone should ensure your mouth & throat is moist, never DRY. Take a few sips of water every 15 mins at least. WHY? Even if the virus gets into your mouth...drinking water or other liquids will WASH them down through your oesophagus and into the stomach. Once there in tummy...your stomach ACID will kill all the virus. If you don't drink enough water more regularly...the virus can enter your windpipes and into the LUNGS. That's very dangerous.
Pls send and share with family, friends and everyone about this ! Take care everyone n may the world recovers from corona virus soon. May all be well n happy 🙏

Examiner: Why r u


Examiner: Why r u under tension? Did u forget admit card, ID, or calculator? Student: No Sir! By mistake i have brought tomorrow exams pharray (cheating material) today.

Examiner: Why r u


Examiner: Why r u under tension? Did u forget admit card, ID, or calculator? Student: No Sir! By mistake i have brought tomorrow exams pharray (cheating material) today.

u r In My


u r In My Thoughts & In My Heart Wherever I May Go On Teddy Bear Day I would Lyk To Say I Care More Than You Know..I were a cell I vish I were a cell in ur blood so I wld b sure I was some-where in ur hrt .Happy Teddy Bear Day

Examiner: Why r u


Examiner: Why r u under tension? Did u forget admit card, ID, or calculator? Student: No Sir! By mistake i have brought tomorrow exams pharray (cheating material) today.

‪✨झोप लागावी म्हणून Good Night…🍥 ✨चांगले स्वप्न


‪✨झोप लागावी
म्हणून
Good Night…🍥
✨चांगले स्वप्न पडावे
म्हणून
Sweat dreams…🍥
आणि
✨स्वप्न पाहताना बेड वरून पडू नये
म्हणून
Take care…🍥

🍂🍃 शुभ रात्री… 🌿🌾🍃

★ झोप लागावी म्हणून


★ झोप लागावी म्हणून ★✪ Good Night✪☆

चांगले स्वप्न पडावे म्हणून ☆✿☆Sweat Dreams✿☆☆✪

आणी स्वप्न पाहताना बेड वरून पडू नये म्हणून☆✪✪ºTake careº✪ღ😝😝😝😝💐

💐:)!!..शुभ रात्री..!!:)💐

😊 How to keep


😊 How to keep wife happy . . . .!

It’s really not difficult to make a wife happy.

A husband only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a man
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a charmer
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a bug exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. Very clean
24. Sympathetic
25. Athletic
26. Warm
27. Attentive
28. Gallant
29. Intelligent
30. Funny
31. Creative
32. Tender
33. Strong
34. Understanding
35. Tolerant
36. Prudent
37. Ambitious
38. Capable
39. Courageous
40. Determined
41. True
42. Dependable
43. Passionate
44. Compassionate

AND, WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. Give her compliments frequently
46. Love shopping
47. Be honest
48. Be very rich
49. Never stress her
50. Never look at other women!

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. Give her lots of space

AND, VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:

* birthdays
* anniversaries
* her favorite color
* her favorite flower
* her favorite gem
* her favorite fragrance
* her favorite memories
* her favorite holidays
* her favorite friends
* her favorite vacation destinations
* her favorite beverage
* her favorite food
* her favorite restaurant
* any arrangements she makes
———————
And Now,

HOW TO MAKE HUSBAND HAPPY

Just leave him alone…..with his TV remote and mobile phone…and his favourite drink…..And he’ll be just fine… 😳😀😃😝😜

Dedicated to all …..married people. 😄 😜 😜

पत्नि, पति से लड़


पत्नि, पति से लड़ रही थीl

पति ने तंग आकर अपनी सास को मैसैज किया:-

आपका प्रोडक्ट मेरे मुताबिक नहीं है,
इसके प्रोडक्सन में in-built कई त्रुटीयाँ है जो मुझे डीलिवरी के समय नहीं बताई गई थी,
अत: मैं इसे लौटाकर आप से एक्सचेंज की डिमांड करता हूँl

सास का तुरंत बिंदुवार प्रत्युत्तर आया:-

1. वारंटी खत्म हो चुकी हैl
2. रिफंड या एक्सचेंज की ऐसी कोई पोलिसी नहीं हैंl
3. प्रोडक्ट की परफोरमेंस बेहतर करना आपके ही हाथ में हैंl
4. प्रोडक्ट को यूज करने के नियम कायदे और सावधानीयाँ डिलिवरी से पूर्व आपको फेरों के समय सविस्तार बता दिये गये थेl
5. अब वैसे भी कंपनी ने नया प्रोडक्ट बनाना बंद कर दिया हैंl

अतः इसी प्रोडक्ट से handle with care के साथ जीवन यापन करने की सलाह दी जाती है ।

शुभेछु

आपकी सास
आख़िरी सांस तक

It May Be Said


It May Be Said Many Times Before
But As Our Anniversaries Come And Go,
I Love You More.
Today Is Another Chance To Tell You
How Much Your Love And Care Is Treasured.
With All My Love On Our Anniversary.

‪દર્દ સિવાય જિંદગી અધુરી


‪દર્દ સિવાય જિંદગી અધુરી છે
તો પણ જીવવું જરૂરી છે
ના કરજો અફસોસ તમારી
જિંદગી પર કેમ કે તમારી
જિંદગી વિના કોઈક ની જિંદગી
અધુરી છે…

💐🙏🙏🌌🙏🙏💐
🌹 good morning 🌹
🌸jay shree kirshna 🌸
🍀 take care 🍀
💐🌷🌷🌷🌷🌷💐

✨झोप लागावी म्हणून Good Night…🍥 ✨चांगले स्वप्न


✨झोप लागावी
म्हणून
Good Night…🍥
✨चांगले स्वप्न पडावे
म्हणून
Sweat dreams…🍥
आणि
✨स्वप्न पाहताना बेड वरून पडू नये
म्हणून
Take care…🍥

🍂🍃 शुभ रात्री… 🌿🌾🍃

*👍How to TALK 👍* Talk


*👍How to TALK 👍*

Talk to *Mother* _lovingly_ ,
Talk to *Father* _respectfully ,_
Talk to *Brothers* _heartfully _,
Talk to *Sisters* _affectionately ,_
Talk to *Children* _enthusiastically ,_
Talk to *Relatives* _empathetically ,_
Talk to *Friends* _jovially ,_
Talk to *Officials* _politely ,_
Talk to *Vendors* _strictly ,_
Talk to *Customers* _honestly ,_
Talk to *Workers* _courteously ,_
Talk to *Politicians* _carefully _,
Talk to *GOD* _silently,_

Talk to * WIFE* ~no no~ ……
*KEEP QUIET & LISTEN ONLY…!!!*

No other OPTION !! 😜😝