A smile is like


A smile is like a Sim card
&
Life is like a cellphone
Whenever
You insert the
Sim card of a smile ,
A beautiful day is
Activated …

Good morning
&
Keep smiling

Good Morning Quotes

FunnyTube | 18-11-2018
Examiner: Why r u


Examiner: Why r u under tension? Did u forget admit card, ID, or calculator? Student: No Sir! By mistake i have brought tomorrow exams pharray (cheating material) today.

Shayari

FunnyTube | 09-11-2018
Examiner: Why r u


Examiner: Why r u under tension? Did u forget admit card, ID, or calculator? Student: No Sir! By mistake i have brought tomorrow exams pharray (cheating material) today.

Shayari

FunnyTube | 09-11-2018
u r In My


u r In My Thoughts & In My Heart Wherever I May Go On Teddy Bear Day I would Lyk To Say I Care More Than You Know..I were a cell I vish I were a cell in ur blood so I wld b sure I was some-where in ur hrt .Happy Teddy Bear Day

Shayari

FunnyTube | 09-11-2018
Examiner: Why r u


Examiner: Why r u under tension? Did u forget admit card, ID, or calculator? Student: No Sir! By mistake i have brought tomorrow exams pharray (cheating material) today.

Shayari

FunnyTube | 09-11-2018
Hum dua karte hain


Hum dua karte hain Khuda se,
ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye,
Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas,
kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye!

Shayari

FunnyTube | 09-11-2018
Na Card Bhej raha


Na Card Bhej raha Hun Na Koi Phool Bhej raha Hun Sirf Sache Dil Se Mein Kehta Hun Apko Merry Christmas

Shayari

FunnyTube | 09-11-2018
‪✨झोप लागावी म्हणून Good Night…🍥 ✨चांगले स्वप्न


‪✨झोप लागावी
म्हणून
Good Night…🍥
✨चांगले स्वप्न पडावे
म्हणून
Sweat dreams…🍥
आणि
✨स्वप्न पाहताना बेड वरून पडू नये
म्हणून
Take care…🍥

🍂🍃 शुभ रात्री… 🌿🌾🍃

Good Night Quotes

FunnyTube | 25-10-2018
★ झोप लागावी म्हणून


★ झोप लागावी म्हणून ★✪ Good Night✪☆

चांगले स्वप्न पडावे म्हणून ☆✿☆Sweat Dreams✿☆☆✪

आणी स्वप्न पाहताना बेड वरून पडू नये म्हणून☆✪✪ºTake careº✪ღ😝😝😝😝💐

💐:)!!..शुभ रात्री..!!:)💐

Good Night Quotes

FunnyTube | 21-10-2018
😊 How to keep


😊 How to keep wife happy . . . .!

It’s really not difficult to make a wife happy.

A husband only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a man
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a charmer
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a bug exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. Very clean
24. Sympathetic
25. Athletic
26. Warm
27. Attentive
28. Gallant
29. Intelligent
30. Funny
31. Creative
32. Tender
33. Strong
34. Understanding
35. Tolerant
36. Prudent
37. Ambitious
38. Capable
39. Courageous
40. Determined
41. True
42. Dependable
43. Passionate
44. Compassionate

AND, WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. Give her compliments frequently
46. Love shopping
47. Be honest
48. Be very rich
49. Never stress her
50. Never look at other women!

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. Give her lots of space

AND, VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:

* birthdays
* anniversaries
* her favorite color
* her favorite flower
* her favorite gem
* her favorite fragrance
* her favorite memories
* her favorite holidays
* her favorite friends
* her favorite vacation destinations
* her favorite beverage
* her favorite food
* her favorite restaurant
* any arrangements she makes
———————
And Now,

HOW TO MAKE HUSBAND HAPPY

Just leave him alone…..with his TV remote and mobile phone…and his favourite drink…..And he’ll be just fine… 😳😀😃😝😜

Dedicated to all …..married people. 😄 😜 😜

Funny Jokes

FunnyTube | 15-09-2018
Love = Sim Card


Love = Sim Card Now Days..

Love Quotes

FunnyTube | 04-09-2018
पत्नि, पति से लड़


पत्नि, पति से लड़ रही थीl

पति ने तंग आकर अपनी सास को मैसैज किया:-

आपका प्रोडक्ट मेरे मुताबिक नहीं है,
इसके प्रोडक्सन में in-built कई त्रुटीयाँ है जो मुझे डीलिवरी के समय नहीं बताई गई थी,
अत: मैं इसे लौटाकर आप से एक्सचेंज की डिमांड करता हूँl

सास का तुरंत बिंदुवार प्रत्युत्तर आया:-

1. वारंटी खत्म हो चुकी हैl
2. रिफंड या एक्सचेंज की ऐसी कोई पोलिसी नहीं हैंl
3. प्रोडक्ट की परफोरमेंस बेहतर करना आपके ही हाथ में हैंl
4. प्रोडक्ट को यूज करने के नियम कायदे और सावधानीयाँ डिलिवरी से पूर्व आपको फेरों के समय सविस्तार बता दिये गये थेl
5. अब वैसे भी कंपनी ने नया प्रोडक्ट बनाना बंद कर दिया हैंl

अतः इसी प्रोडक्ट से handle with care के साथ जीवन यापन करने की सलाह दी जाती है ।

शुभेछु

आपकी सास
आख़िरी सांस तक

Funny Jokes

FunnyTube | 10-06-2018
It May Be Said


It May Be Said Many Times Before
But As Our Anniversaries Come And Go,
I Love You More.
Today Is Another Chance To Tell You
How Much Your Love And Care Is Treasured.
With All My Love On Our Anniversary.

Anniversary

FunnyTube | 28-05-2018
‪દર્દ સિવાય જિંદગી અધુરી


‪દર્દ સિવાય જિંદગી અધુરી છે
તો પણ જીવવું જરૂરી છે
ના કરજો અફસોસ તમારી
જિંદગી પર કેમ કે તમારી
જિંદગી વિના કોઈક ની જિંદગી
અધુરી છે…

💐🙏🙏🌌🙏🙏💐
🌹 good morning 🌹
🌸jay shree kirshna 🌸
🍀 take care 🍀
💐🌷🌷🌷🌷🌷💐

Good Morning Quotes

FunnyTube | 09-05-2018
✨झोप लागावी म्हणून Good Night…🍥 ✨चांगले स्वप्न


✨झोप लागावी
म्हणून
Good Night…🍥
✨चांगले स्वप्न पडावे
म्हणून
Sweat dreams…🍥
आणि
✨स्वप्न पाहताना बेड वरून पडू नये
म्हणून
Take care…🍥

🍂🍃 शुभ रात्री… 🌿🌾🍃

Good Night Quotes

FunnyTube | 28-02-2018
‪Be careful with your


‪Be careful with your words.

They can only be forgiven,

Not forgotten…

Good Morning.

Good Morning Quotes

FunnyTube | 11-02-2018
I Am Sending YouA


I Am Sending YouA Pilow Of HapyThoughts 2 Create Wonderful Dreams,A Blanket Of Care2 Keep U Blessed In Life N A Prayer 2 Protect U Always… Good Night

Good Night Quotes

FunnyTube | 02-02-2018
*👍How to TALK 👍* Talk


*👍How to TALK 👍*

Talk to *Mother* _lovingly_ ,
Talk to *Father* _respectfully ,_
Talk to *Brothers* _heartfully _,
Talk to *Sisters* _affectionately ,_
Talk to *Children* _enthusiastically ,_
Talk to *Relatives* _empathetically ,_
Talk to *Friends* _jovially ,_
Talk to *Officials* _politely ,_
Talk to *Vendors* _strictly ,_
Talk to *Customers* _honestly ,_
Talk to *Workers* _courteously ,_
Talk to *Politicians* _carefully _,
Talk to *GOD* _silently,_

Talk to * WIFE* ~no no~ ……
*KEEP QUIET & LISTEN ONLY…!!!*

No other OPTION !! 😜😝

Funny Jokes

FunnyTube | 09-01-2018
Good relations are those “Who


Good relations are those
“Who care” without hesitation

“Who Remember” without Limitations

And “Who remain the same”
even without communication..
Good Morning 😄😄🙏🙏

Good Morning Quotes

FunnyTube | 28-08-2017
Ek gujrati chokro airport


Ek gujrati chokro airport upr 135 mavo khato hato. ek chokri tya aavi ane kidhu :-
1 Divas ma ketla mava khas ?
Boy : 10/ .
Girl : Atyar sudhi te mava na paisa bachavya hot to same padi bmw tari hot.
Boy : tu mavo khas ?
Girl : Na
Boy : To e car tari che ?
Girl : na
boy : To tu taaru kaam karne vandri , e bmw mari j chhe 😜😛😛😛😛😛

Love Quotes

FunnyTube | 27-05-2017 View All Quotes/Jokes
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